I go through my morning routine (I'll spare the details except where they are important to the story) pull on my jeans, and get my toothbrush, toothpaste and vitamins out of the medicine cabinet. As I am getting a vitamin out of the bottle, it drops onto the floor. I bend down to pick up the stray vitamin and...
wait for it...
RRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Um, yeah. The diet starts today.
1 comment:
heh heh. (sorry) heh heh.
You don't need to diet, silly. You're doing great. The way I see it... at least you can bend! That's not a luxury all of us have anymore. ; )
lyk
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