On my way out, I decided to stop in the Friends of the Library Store, located in the Atrium.
Inside, I found this among the other Magnetic Poetry Kits:
How cool! A Magnetic Poetry Kit for Bicycle Lovers. I opened up the top flap to look inside...
Yep, you can't talk about bicycles without mentioning your crotch!
The Library store sells this, and the other Magnetic Poetry Kits for $12.