Two Great Tastes that Together Should Equal a Restraining Order

Happy V-Day yesterday. Hope your day was full of whatever you expected from it.

Myself? Mrs. Bike-Junkie and I enjoyed an evening of binge-watching TV shows from previous weeks, and shooing the kids off to bed at an age-appropriate time. We did all of our Valentine's Day activities on Saturday.

Still, my Sunday was not just church and Hulu (which I assure you is not the same as Netflix and chill). While I was bored at church yesterday, I made some wholly inappropriate V-Day memes.

Hopefully you remember my favorite creepy/pervy Cat1 cyclist:

Still no idea who he is, but thank you, kind sir, for the picture I found on the innerwebs.

And no doubt, you have all seen lists on the innnerwebs for the top pick-up lines for cyclists (such as this one)?

Well, when you combine them together in meme-form, the creep/perv level rises to gloriously uncomfortable levels:

And my personal favorite:

Enjoy. That uncomfortable feeling you have will subside after a good cold shower.

I Have a New Favorite Anime Superhero

First off, I don't watch that much anime. Almost none, in fact.

Still, Last night, my 18-year-old son wanted to show me his latest favorite anime show, One Punch Man.

One of the lower class superheroes in the anime caught my attention, and quickly became my favorite superehero. Mumen Rider, Cyclist of Justice!

He has no super powers, and travels around on a bicycle - which he also uses as a weapon to varying degrees of uselessness. 

When he needs to get somewhere quickly, he uses his "Stand-up Peddling Mode!"

Also, since he is a hero, he obeys all traffic lights - even when on the way to fight a villain or monster.

Still, he is awesome!